On the “Bubba the Love Sponge” Florida radio program, Devon James, professional escort and porn star, FINALLY spilled all of the details of her two-and-one-half-year affair with Tiger Woods. On the program and at Radar Online-if you were among the fortunate people willing to trawl for grease-you heard that in 2006 Woods paid an adult female and Devon James $ 2,000 for a “two-girl party.” A la Tiger’s courtship of Joslyn James were explicit texts. CBS is on top of this mounting action, and makes people wonder whether or not women will be bursting out of the sand traps of Augusta National with even better and more twisted Tiger tales.
Oh the things Devon James must have seen and done
It’s only right that the story of the victimized porn star and escort be told, if for no other reason than to create the steady income needed so that Devon James can apply for short term installment loans.
Might this really just be a Tiger tale consisting of consenting adults, one loaded with money and in serious need of a taut body, and the other with an addiction? Since that is never an excuse, what Tiger might be addicted to – Medication? Sex in general? Women less attractive than his wife?- he should feel the firestorm that is criticism. Any sympathy was killed off by her convenient times, whether or not Devon James’ situation was wrong.
Tears … making typing … difficult
Devon James deserves some applause for not instantly publishing her Tiger sexts on a classy Web site. Veronica Siwik Daniels – aka Joslyn James – is letting it fly like Shakespearean sonnets for the new generation of romance-challenged. You may find it exciting to get frisky in public, but exposing it publicly to prove that your relationship was “hot” seems like frigid immaturity. Tiger loves Otter Pops and never needs bad credit installments loans to indulge. Fame will help keep the fur flying.
Devon, you didn’t
Oh yes she did. The texts from Tiger Woods she received, according to CBS, are a guide book to all the slaps, chokes, and BDSM playacting that AAA forgot to mention. Tiger liked to have more than one caddy at a time help him out reports have indicated. Who would ever know that “very sexy and playful” companions such as Devon James (words taken from her online service advertisement, says The Huffington Post) would be so wonderful at finding the green.
Tiger will golf when mistresses try to cash in
That’s an entertainment career path now – the cashing in part. Tell all of your children to not take notes. Be a parent and teach them well. Tiger told the Golf Channel’s Kelly Tilghman he was “living a lie” and was the only one responsible for the sex scandal. Devon James and her pictures are apparently just an innocent link in the chain. That’s hogwash Tiger.
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