The eyes of a Ranger are upon your birth certificate
(Photo: bildungblog.blogspot.com)
Apparently, Chuck Norris took too many blows to the head during his climactic fight with Bruce Lee in “Way of the Dragon.” That’s the only way to explain his link to one of the most pointless mass hallucinations in far right wing-nut history. He doesn’t seem to be able to tell the difference between “refusing to release a birth certificate” and “it’s already been released, move on and go play Karate Commandos with Mike Huckabee.”
Why don’t you show me your karate certificate, Chuck?
I claim that as my Constitutional right! If you require money from me to print it, I’ll take out payday loans with no faxing and cash advances if need be.
The blog Think Progress draws our attention to a column written by Mr. Norris. Couched as a “Happy Birthday” message for President Obama, Norris officially joins the now-sputtering “Birther” movement by agreeing with CNN’s Lou Dobbs that Obama should produce a birth certificate that has… already been produced. ... click here to read the rest of the article titled "Chuck Norris: Crackpot Birther"
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